Citi Bike Ruminations

Using Capital Bikeshare in DC to Tour Washington (and how it’s different from New York Citi Bike)

After my business trip to DC, I decided to stay over the weekend with my wife to tour Washington, DC on the Sunday of Labor Day weekend. Now there are tons of options for you if you want a tour of DC. You can take a double-decker bus tour, a Segway tour, a regular bus tour, a pedicab tour, a trolley tour, multiple walking tours, a Duck tour, multiple taxis, or a bazillion others.

I didn’t feel like paying a lot of money (I figure through my taxes I already enough to keep most of those places running), so I wanted to look for the most economical way to tour. Yes, it turned out to be DC’s version of Citi Bike, Capital Bikeshare. It was a beautiful day for biking–being late August it was in the 80’s, but there was a nice breeze blowing the whole time and the skies were blue. Also, the day before we’d taken the tour of the Capitol and the White House which required a LOT of walking, so we were keen on finding something that would give our weary feet a break.

Most of the time we come to DC we stick around the museums and don’t really venture to the memorials. It’s just getting to each memorial (especially the Jefferson) take so much effort it’s hardly worth it. So we decided to make that the focus of our biking. My wife did a very smart thing–she took a Washington DC tourist map and wrote in the exact location of each bike station, knowing that we only had 30 minutes from picking up the bike to dock it somewhere or we’d be charged more.

Keeping with the “me being cheap” motif, I got a great deal at a Courtyard by Marriott that was a little off the beaten path–but there was a bike station two blocks away at First and M and on an early Sunday there were plenty of bikes available.

the morning bike station

Admittedly, it took me a few tries to figure out how rent bikes for two people for 24 hours. As with New York they do have the ability to send away for a key fob which allows you to rent bike all year, but of course since I’d just be here that day it didn’t make sense for me.

Their system for short-term rentals is similar to New York’s (it’s what New York’s was modeled after), in that you can choose to rent a bike for a 24 hour period for $7 per bike (it’s $9.95 They also have a 3-day rental period for $15 per bike (compared to New York’s 7-day rental period for $25).

The way this works, you use a credit card to pay a one-time fee (it’s $9.95 in New York) and then for a 24 hour period from there you can dock a bike at any other station, do what you need to do, and then pick up another bike for free by swiping your credit card again and getting a new unlock code. The on-screen instructions are really confusing for first-time users. They take you through a series of screens that talk about a $100 hold on your credit card that I’m sure scares off a lot of tourists. One series of screens I found amusing as that you had to agree to their terms and conditions–and on the tiny screen you were expected to scroll through 137 pages before agreeing to getting your bike!

137 pages of terms and conditions

Luckily after about 3 seconds you could just click “OK”, which I suppose is enough to keep the lawyers happy.

Eventually you get a 5 digit code made up of 1s, 2s, and 3s which you can key into the bike dock.

bike codes

If you rented two bikes, even though the system says you need to swipe your credit card again, you don’t–you’ll be prompted “You purchased more than one membership. Do you want another bike unlocking code now?” Presumably at this time you need to call the person who’ll be riding that bike over (although it never tells you this) who needs to answer two questions–are they over 18 and do they accept the 137 page terms and conditions.

The system wasn’t without its flaws. I waited and waited for the bike receipt to be spit out, and then I realized that the receipt had printed out, it was just jammed up in the machine so I had to stick my fingers in and pull it out. To their credit, I called the 800 number early on a Sunday and a woman answered right away. Not only this, she was able to pull up my history using my credit card and confirmed how many bikes I had out. Now that’s service!

As in New York, the light will turn yellow and then green when you successfully unlock it, and then you have to pull up on the butt of the bike seat and then pull the bike out to undock it.

As far as working the bike itself, like I said having had experience with Citi Bike (which like Capital Bikeshare is run by Alta) helped, as the bikes are exactly the same except for the color. I knew, for example, how to undock the bike. I knew how to use the front basket with the elastic strap. I know how to ring the bell with my left thumb. I know how to change between the three gears with my right hand. And I knew how to adjust my seat. These were all things that I had to my wife (who had never used Citi Bike before) how to do.

dcs version of citi bike

My wife and I started riding down some non-descript streets. The cool thing about DC is that you can just turn a corner and–bam–see something cool like this.

turning the corner to see the capitol

That’s right, it’s the Capitol dome from afar. The day earlier we walked there from Union Station, which seemed like an eternity to get to. But today with the help of our Capital Bikeshare bikes, we were there in no time.

We docked at the Bikeshare station near the Capitol at Constitution Ave and 2nd Street NW.

capital bikeshare station

Here’s the view from that station.

view from the capitol bike station

Now we’d been hoping to go visit the Library of Congress, but my New York paranoia set in and I thought–there are only two bikes docked here, so if we leave our bikes there’s a good chance we’ll come back to an empty station. So I just made this a temporary pit stop and told my wife we should continue biking onto the Mall.

We first biked past the Smithsonian Museum of American Art.

museum of american art

Turning the corner was one of those “oooh” moments as the Washington Monument an the Mall came into view.

national mall

There were a few questions I didn’t know the answer to and which probably for legal reasons you can’t get a straight answer on from the official Web site. The first is, do you need a helmet to bike in Washington, DC? The quick answer is that there’s a law in DC that riders under 16 are required to wear a helmet while biking (although the fine is waived for the first offense), but riders 16 and over don’t need one. But still, everyone (and their lawyers) strongly suggest you have one.

The second question I had was–can you bike on pedestrian walkways in the Capitol Mall? On maps of the Mall area, it states that “you are prohibited from biking on sidewalks in the city of Washington DC”, but it never says anything about the Mall area. There were enough bikes around that I figured out pretty quickly that as long as you’re in the National Mall area, you are allowed to bike on the wide dirt paths where tourists are walking going straight down the middle of the mall and on either side.

Combining these two learnings, I figured it’d be relatively safe for me to bike without a helmet as long as I stayed in the National Park area and biked very carefully on the dirt roads. It’s ingrained in me anytime I bike without my helmet to be extra, extra cautious of my surroundings and to bike really slowly, so that helped me anytime I ventured outside the safe confines of the National Mall. Within the mall, it was just a matter of taking it slow, avoiding big groups of people walking, and being courteous to share the road.

And so we started biking down and enjoyed the sights that the National Mall had to offer, including the National Gallery of Art (I didn’t visit this time but I went inside my last visit a few years ago).

national gallery of art

The National Air and Space Museum, which I did visit yesterday for the first time in decades. I was surprised that there were Soviet-era spacecraft (including a SS-20 nuclear missile and a Sputnik). And of course there were the jaw-dropping exhibits that I’d forgotten about after all these years, including the original Apollo 11 Command Module, the Wright Brothers Flyer, The Spirit of St. Louis, and a moon rock you can touch (which admittedly I didn’t touch, not because of creatures on the moon but because of creatures here on earth).

national air and space museum

My wife called me back and told me she wanted to drop a donation into the National Museum of the American Indian, which she enjoyed immensely. So I biked back so she could do that.

native-american

One app I really enjoyed downloading and using was the National Park Service’s NPS National Mall app. I very rarely compliment anything our federal government does these days, but this was a really cool app that lets you point your smartphone anywhere in the Mall and it’ll tell you exactly what you’re looking at. Well, in theory anyway–it wasn’t 100% accurate but accurate enough to give me a good idea of my bearings, and a lot more intuitive for folks like me who are bad at reading maps.

national parks app

There’s actually a similar app for the Smithsonian called Smithsonian Mobile that also has virtual reality features and suggested tours, but alas, they have in-app fees to use just about anything useful. I was a bit put off by this–everything in the Mall is free to access because it’s owned by the American people–you’d think they wouldn’t start nickel and diming us on the use of an app.

We biked past the Smithsonian Tower (where inside lies the final resting place of the founder of the Smithsonian, as well as some exhibits that evidently didn’t make the cut in any other museum–the one we saw was an exhibition on keepsakes and souvenirs which I found fascinating).

smithsonian tower

Also passed the Museum of Natural History, again, we went last time so we passed on it this time. The Hope Diamond will be there the next time.

museum of natural history

Our half hour was about up already, so we had to find a bike station quick. This time we went to the Smithsonian Dock at Jefferson Drive and 12th Street NW. I wish the docks were a little more well marked (like the giant “M” poles for the Metro), as looking for the cluster of red bikes is not unlike looking for Waldo’s red hat after a while.

capital bikeshare by the smithsonian

We docked our bikes and picked up new ones right away. One nice thing about the National Mall is that because so many of the bike riders are tourists, you hardly ever have a problem with docks being full or empty, at least at the more popular areas. Tourists do a pretty good job of balancing bikes naturally because they’re coming through all day.

The next destination was the Washington Monument. Here’s what it looked like on the approach.

washington monument

What I loved about touring by bike is that we got to ride right up to it and around it, whereas other kinds of tours have to stick on the roads. By bike, we got to see it from every angle, to the point where you can see the color difference of the bricks when construction stopped when The Washington National Monument Society ran out of money in 1854, and then when the US Government resume construction of it in 1884 using rocks from a different quarry.

washington monument close up

Next top on the bike tour was the WWII memorial, an impressive memorial that hadn’t been around the last time I was in this area. It’s an impressive sight.

wwii memorial

Not so impressive was that this was where all tours seemed to meet. There were a bunch of us on bikes that were waiting for these slow-as-molasses groups of about 20 riders on Segways, each with varying degrees of mastery over the Segway (come on, how hard can it be?). It was like waiting for a family of ducks to cross the street.

segway quacks

But we finally made our way biking alongside the reflecting pool to the Lincoln Memorial.

lincoln memorial

There was another Bike Station here. Again, enough tourists were coming and going that I didn’t feel a need to hoard our bikes, so we docked it, with only a few minutes to spare before our half hour was up.

lincoln-memorial-bike-dock

Went in and it was as magnificent as it was when I last visited it 30 years ago, and also a lot more crowded and diverse.

inside the lincoln memorial

It was of course moving to look back at the view that Dr. Martin Luther King had from the top step.

view of the reflecting pool from the lincoln memorial

It was no problem getting a fresh bike from the dock. And then we decided to ride around the circle and along the Potomac to see the Jefferson Memorial, something I probably wouldn’t had even thought of doing if I wasn’t on a bike (even with a car you need to deal with the hassle and expense of traffic and parking). This meant riding on real roads with real traffic, but the roads were wide enough and the traffic light enough that getting to the bike path along the Potomac was no problem at all.

We rode until we reached a bridge from which you could see both the Washington and Jefferson Memorials. Note the trolley tour bus that had people feverishly snapping away pictures while I could take it easy and take a nice panoramic shot with my iPhone.

washington and jefferson memorials

We made it to the bike station by the Jefferson Memorial, and this is the first time I encountered a potential problem with the bikes. There were a number of bikes in the docks, but all of them had that red light on. And there were a number of people swarming around the bike stations.

I decided to dock my bike and then quickly unlock it, explaining to people that “I just wanted to reset my timer”. I’m not sure if that would fly, or if they’d jump on me and make me give up my bike. This was all moot when I docked my bike and the light turned red (!) I felt like I was in New York again.

But I went to the station, got a new unlock code, and luckily the bike right next to the station was one that was available and unlocked pretty quickly. But the poor swarming masses seemed completely out of luck. But something else that impressed me that I never saw in New York was that a Capital Bikeshare worker was right there to help. I didn’t stick around long enough to figure out what she did, but it’s a whole lot better having her there than what I face in New York (tumbleweeds next to empty docks).

capital bikeshare lady ready to help

We walked our bikes up to the Jefferson Memorial and got a fantastic view, much better than the one on the nickel–or a trolley.

the back of the jefferson memorial

We walked to the front. Unfortunately someone had to guard the bike so we took turns going inside.

biking to the front of the jefferson memorial

Leaving the Jefferson Memorial, we rode along a well manicured bike path that led all around the tidal basin.

great bike trails in washington

We rode upon a patch of flowers that I thought was pretty, but then I saw a sign saying it was the “National Floral Library”. I’d never seen this in any brochures or maps. Turns out this is a bona-fide tourist attraction that most tourists don’t know about–also known as the “Tulip Library”, it was established in 1969 by the First Lady Lady Bird Johnson as a “library of flowers” where the National Park Service plants 93 beds of flowers, which includes tulips in the spring and annuals after that which last into the Fall. What’s interesting is that like a book library, this seems to be mostly an exercise in cataloging, not necessarily in artistry or design as you see in botanical gardens. One of those hidden gems that we wouldn’t have come across if we weren’t biking.

floral library

We got back to the Mall and I went to the first food cart I saw and bought waters for us. The sun was beating down on us now so I was happy to pay the guy $2.50 for each bottle (don’t tell him but I would have paid $10).

Here’s another example of an “interesting turn”. In the distance you can see the South Lawn of the White House.

the white house in the distance

Then, it was back to the Capitol Dome through the Mall, carefully weaving in and out of tourists, who happily unlike on 42nd Street are nicely spaced out.

riding back towards the capitol dome

And finally, back to the docking station we started from.

bike station at foggy bottom

We had planned on visiting the Library of Congress but realized that on Sundays it’s closed. Unfortunately we hadn’t made note of any of the bike docks in the vicinity (in retrospect I probably could have checked my phone) so we ended up walking 6 looong blocks back to Union Station. But still, walking 6 blocks is a whole lot better than the miles of walking we would have had to do if we tried to do this tour on foot. The tour would have been impossible by Metro. Having docked our bikes six or seven times, taking a taxi probably would have cost into the $50 range or more, and the Segway Tours see less for $79.

By the way, here’s what the tour path looked like in Kinetic (for some reason the GPS stopped tracking once I hit the WWII Memorial, but if it hadn’t you’d see a line spanning the left of the Reflecting Pool, going next to the Lincoln Memorial, heading down to connect to a bike trail along the Potomac on Ohio Drive, across the bridge to East Basin Drive SW, stopping at the Jefferson Memorial, circling around to the WWII Memorial again, and going back up to the Capitol, a total of about 8-10 miles but which went by quickly because of all there was to see.

biking to the national mall

What’s more, unlike the docks in New York, with the exception of the one dock at the Jefferson Memorial that acted funky, the docks performed brilliantly the whole day. And I don’t know if it was the luck of the draw or how it always is, but we got a bike every time we wanted one (with some careful planning).

The one gripe I might have is the 30 minute limit, which did cause a tiny bit of stress. I know this is designed to keep the bikes moving, but in some cases we made it to the next station with only a few minutes to spare. I think it helped us in the sense that it made us keep moving, but on the other hand if the Mall were a bit more crowded and less easy to navigate on bike, riders would end up getting penalized for it. But luckily we didn’t have to deal with that today.

It’s ironic that the same company runs Citi Bike and Capital Bikeshare, and yet I’d give the former a grade of D+/C- and the latter a grade of a solid A. I’m sure part of it is due to public funding that DC gives supplementing the maintenance of the bike stations, but a lot is also thanks to how Washington DC did a better job of updating their infrastructure to encourage bike riders (granted, traffic is a heck of a lot lighter, even on a business day). And like I said, when they designed the New York system they made the foolish assumption that tourists would risk life and limb riding through the heart of the City with the same enthusiasm that they do through the friendly streets of Washington DC and the National Mall.

Let’s hope that New York gets its act together. Ironically, the only reason I didn’t ride Capital Bikeshare all this week was because their Metro system was just as cheap and just as good for my riding patterns. In New York, we have to deal with a rat-infested, dirty, noisy subway system and a bike share system that’s as annoying as it is stressful.

Cost per ride: $7
Aggravation level: 1 of 10
Stress level: 1 of 10

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A Ride to Catch the Acela: Day 25

The last few days I’ve been on a business trip on Washington DC. Once I got to DC I was summoned back to a client meeting in New York for one day, and then I had to take the train back to DC that same day.

After my meeting was done, I took a bike from 56th and 6th…a man was returning his bike and this woman literally ran past me and grabbed it. if there weren’t three other bikes I’d have been a little pissed. Amazing how Citi Bike’s deficiencies are inadvertently doing some social engineering for the worse–they’re creating a subculture of really, really rude people.

rude citibike woman

But I had a remarkably good ride home, at right at the peak of rush hour, going crossdown on 56th and the downtown on 9th. I made it to Penn Station in plenty of time to catch the train back to DC.

In DC I got to see “Capital Bike Share”. It was like looking at a bizarro version of Citi Bike–because Alta makes the bikes, the docks and bikes are exactly the same as in New York, the only difference being that they’re bright red instead of bright blue.

I contemplated whether I should take Citi Bike around–after all, one taxi ride from Union Station to my hotel was about $8, while a three day pass for unlimited use of Capital Bikeshare was only $15.

I did the math and assuming I averaged two rides a day, that’d end up costing me (or rather, the client) about $2.50 a ride. Not bad.

That is, until I compared the price to the DC Metro. To get to my client’s location was only $2.15 a ride, $1.75 if not during rush hour.

Now it’s been years since I’ve ridden the DC Metro, but I was shocked, absolutely shocked, at how much better it is than the MTA in New York. The seats are padded, and most of the time you can not just get a seat, but get one to yourself. There’s not the unmistakable smell of urine everywhere. All the stations all tell you exactly what time the trains are arriving. The trains are quiet. You can get a cell signal at all the stations, and even during many of the rides. Even late at night the stations are well lit and filled with people so you feel safe (unless you’re Zoe Barnes). Their version of the Metrocard, the SmarTrip card, works by “tapping” vs. swiping, whether you’re entering and exiting the station or refilling your card. The new Silver Line just launched (I have the commemorative SmarTrip Card to prove it) and the cars are clean, quiet, and simply a joy to ride. And to get from Union Station to my hotel cost about $7 less and took about 5 minutes quicker than taking a taxi.

I’ve been on a lot of subway systems these past few months. Taiwan gets an A+. Japan gets an A. DC gets a B+. New York gets an F—————-. Back in 1914 it was the bee’s knees, but 100 years later it’s like the third world of subway systems. And ironically, the MTA is collecting a maddening $2.50 a ride and always talking about jacking it up.

So needless to say, I ended up taking the Metro all over instead of the Capital Bikeshare. A good thing too, because when I got to my client’s location, I walked up to the Bikeshare rack and saw a famliar site:

foggy bottom station full

I would have had to bike four blocks for the chance of finding an empty rack, so the bulk of the week was taking the Metro. But I finally got to try out Capital Bikeshare for myself a few days later.

Cost per ride: $95/36=$2.64
Aggravation level: 2 of 10
Stress level: 2 of 10

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Citi Bikes are No Good For Running Multiple Quick Errands: Day 23 and 24

It’s been a while since I posted an update, and that’s mainly because it’s been a while since I rode a Citi Bike.

I had a pretty uneventful ride to work on August 11, up Eighth, cross 40th, and up Madison. No complaints for once.

Then, it was off for vacation, so no biking for me. I returned to work on Friday the 22nd of August. I took the subway to work that morning, but decided to try an experiment riding home–I had a couple errands to run and wanted to bike to the Sony Store on 55th and Madison, then bike down to the Best Buy on 5th and 44th, then bike to Times Square, and finally bike to Macy’s.

Since I had summer Fridays, I got out of the office at 3 PM. I figured, there’d be plenty of bikes available on 53rd and Madison, but there was only one lonely bike. I grabbed it and biked up to the Sony Store.

Plenty of bikes outside the Sony Store, so I picked one up and biked down 5th to 44th and docked my bike there.

I ran into the Best Buy and ran out and–you guessed it–by 3:30 ALL the bikes at the 44th and 5th station were gone. And so I had to walk the rest of the way.

Yet another sad story of Citi Bike not being there when I needed it. I’ll count this as a half-ride because I only got halfway to my destination. So my experiment failed–unless you’re sticking to only barren parts of the City, forget about using Citi Bike as a quick way to run errands.

Cost per ride: $95/35=$2.71/ride
Aggravation level: 7 of 10
Stress level: 2 of 10

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Being a Early Bird Sucks if You Use Citi Bike: Day 22

So once again I took the early train and and got out to the Citi Bike Station outside of Penn Station to find this:

long lines for citibike

That’s right, a line of about 10-15 people in front of me waiting for a Citi Bike. Now if you look at the picture carefully you’ll notice a few things:

1) There are no bike rebalancers. Now granted, I know the rebalancers work really hard and do a great job, but Citi Bike needs many more of them. There’s no reason those docks should not be full of bikes for people to take. How ridiculous is it to wait on line for 20 minutes when I can walk or take the subway and be at the office in that time?

2) There were plenty of bikes in the docks, but they all had their seats turned down, indicating they were broken. So why hasn’t someone taken them are repaired them?

3) There is plenty of room for more docks. Who’s the bright mind in Central Planning that decided to put so few bike stations all around Penn Station? And when they double the number of bikes shortly, are they going to have the same paltry amount of bike spaces around one of the busiest transportation hubs in the city?

Funny thing (for me, not for the people on line) is that right after I took this picture I turned around and walked to the other side of the dock, where right as I passed by the front someone rode his bike up and docked it. There was no one around me, so I just nonchalantly grabbed it. I guess the race is not to the swift nor the battle to the strong, but time and chance happen to all. Although this was like winning the lottery–more often than not if I come in on the 7:47 train, I’m going to be waiting on line.

I rode to 44th and 5th where I wanted to stop by the Best Buy, but ironically biking was so efficient I got there at 8:30 and realized they didn’t open until 9:00. Alas, I walked the rest of the way to the office.

Cost per ride: $95/33.5=$3.06/ride=$2.84
Aggravation level: 7 of 10
Stress level: 4 of 10

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How to carry stuff on a Citi Bike: Day 21

Pretty uneventful two rides today. I got in on the late train and there were plenty of bikes waiting for me on Eighth.

I had my computer bag (a lovely Timbuk2 TSA-Friendly Laptop Bag that my wife and brother-in-law got for me, which is my favorite laptop bag of all time, especially in airports) with me. Inside I had my precious MacBook Pro, as well as some fruit from home.

Citi Bike’s area in front for storage is one of many Citi Bike features that has gotten a lot of flak but I haven’t had too many problems with it. Granted the first time I tried using it I had a small plastic grocery bag, which flew off the second I crossed the intersection at 34th.But I’ve since learned for plastic grocery bags to either put them inside a larger bag OR tie the plastic handle to the metal frame in the bike.

citi bike basket

 

I do like the fact that the carrier is in the front vs on the side where you wouldn’t see if it flew off, and the way they have it today is a lot less goofy looking than having a big wicker basket like on a girl’s bike. Sure, they could do a better job of engineering it, but like I said it’s worked okay for me so far.

To use the basket, you need to put your briefcase, purse, or bag in the front–and make sure you leave anything you wouldn’t want to get crushed at home–this is not the thing for transporting Faberge eggs or Tiffany lamps.

Then, you take the thick elastic cord and wrap it around the front of the bike. There are four “notches” on the placard in front. If you have a large thing to carry, you hook the elastic loop onto the top two notches. If you have something smaller, you’ll need to use your strength but you can hook the elastic onto the bottom notches. The key here is the make sure that your bag is snug and that the elastic is gripping it tight. I usually test it out by slapping my bag a few times.

bag secured to citi bike

 

I rode up Eighth to 40th and cut across–traffic was lighter than usual but I did have the tight squeeze before Bryant Park to contend with. I made my way to Madison to the bike station at 53rd and Madison which–surprise–had no open docks. So I backtracked to 47th and Park.

I actually took a midday ride as well. I needed to go to run some errands at CVS and the Sony Store a few blocks from the office, so I took an afternoon walk. At the Sony Story, I saw a row of stations outsdie and figured, what the heck. So I took a Citi Bike and rode the 5 blocks and 1 avenue from 56th and Madison to 51st and Lex. Granted, walking would have taken me about 8 minutes, while biking took me about 5 minutes, so I saved a whopping 3 minutes. But the ride that time of day was pleasant and the roads pretty clear, so I figured I’d enjoy my membership.

Cost per ride: $95/32.5=$3.06/ride=$2.92
Aggravation level: 6 of 10
Stress level: 4 of 10

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Sitting on the Docks by Eight…Wasting Time: Day 20

I remember in the last 80’s I took a trip in high school to the Soviet Union. I remember all over Moscow witnessing people standing on line for basic things like bread.

It felt like deja vu all over again this past Thursday. I got to work early today and found this at Penn Station.

line for a citi bike

 

That’s right…a line of people waiting for their turn at a bike being delivered by a rebalancer. It was depressing. Here’s a solution that’s supposed to save me from the time of walking and the annoyance of waiting for a crowded subway, and it manages to be more of a waste of time and a bigger annoyance.

After about a 10-15 minute wait, I finally got my turn, as a bunch of rebalancers came at one time.

scramble to get a citi bike

Lesson learned–do not take the early train again.

I decided to bike crosstown and up the East side again.

ride to work

The annoyance du jour going crosstown were food trucks and moving trucks blocking the bike lanes–when there was plenty of room in the shoulder for them to park. Another annoyance–since there’s no bike lane on Third and lots of cars double- and triple-parked, I found myself weaving and and out of cars to stay moving, and there’d be times I’d literally be within an inch of my life because a truck is squeezing itself as tight as it can.

It’s funny, but I’ve heard that one of the reasons Citi Bike isn’t doing well financially is because not enough tourists are buying passes. To the bright folks who projected hundreds of tourists plopping down money for the privilege to ride their bike across town, I’d invite them to ride up Third in the morning.

After a harrowing ride, I figured I’d treat myself to another Frappucino. I love how Starbucks has convinced all of us that this is a legitimate coffee drink and not just a chocolate milkshake in disguise.

reward myself with a frapp

I decided to take Lexington home and cross over on 35th. Pretty uneventful ride, except for a few more tight squeezes and a lot more hills than I figured were in the City. I parked the bike my Macy’s and enjoyed their cool AC as I cut across to Penn Station.

ride home

 

Cost per ride: $95/31=$3.06/ride

Aggravation level: 6 of 10

Stress level: 6 of 10

 

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Late to Bed and Late to Rise is the Only Way You Get a Citi Bike: Day 19

With apologies to Otis Redding…

I’ve been working odd hours this last week, and among other things it meant coming into work around noon.

Sadly, when I got up to the Citi Bike station outside of Penn Station it was empty.

empty citi bike docks at penn station

Even more maddening, there was a Citi Bike truck just parked there and the person sitting inside just stared at me. I felt like walking up, pounding on the window, and saying, “Um, shouldn’t you be out there bringing more bikes to this station?”. But alack, like a good Citi Biker, I got used to the disappointment.

So I walked across 34th, from Eighth to Seventh. Happily, there was a handful of bikes available at 33rd and Seventh.

a few bikes at seventh

So I got on one and biked East. I didn’t get far because at Sixth, there was the wonderful Broadway Bites street food festival set up.

broadway bites

I enjoy this thoroughly each year, and I figured since it was lunchtime and since this season I didn’t get to partake as much as I usually like to, I figured I’d stop and fuel up for my ride. I have to admit, it feels a lot better paying $20 for an opulent lunch than it does paying $20 for half a tank of gas.

Now being paranoid about the scarcity of Citi Bikes, I decided to hang on to my bike, which meant lugging the big fat monstrosity (the bike, not me) into a lunchtime crowd. I didn’t make eye contact with anyone so I wasn’t sure if they were giving me dirty looks. Luckily, my food stand of choice, Red Hook Lobster Pound, was right near the throughfare, so I rolled up the bike and got myself a $20 lobster roll, chips, and soda.

Of course, the one time I need a kickstand, I pick a Citi Bike where someone decided to steal it. Seriously, has the City gone so far downhill that people are stealing kickstands now??

citibike without kickstand

So I leaned the bike against me and enjoyed my lobster roll.

lobster roll in the city

As I stood there eating, I noticed that right across the street was–you guessed it–a Citi Bike station with plenty of bikes and plenty of docks.

citi bike docks by herald square

They certainly do a good job of hiding these things.

After lunch, I rode across to Madison on 34th. The midday traffic was wonderfully light, so I actually enjoyed the ride (I think only 1-2 cars almost made blind turns into me, which I consider a good number).

Of course I get to 53rd and Madison and all the docks are full, although I did manage to grab the very last dock. Again Citi Bike, would it KILL you to do a little rebalancing during the day??

53rd and madison bike docks

 

The ride home was a no-go, as there were no docks available anywhere at 6 PM. Curse you Citi Bike.

 

Cost per ride: $95/29=$3.28/ride

Aggravation level: 4 of 10

Stress level: 2 of 10

 

Citi Bike Ride Reports

A gorgeous and cool summer day: Day 18

There’s a word I haven’t used yet for my Citi Bike experiences: uneventful. And yet this morning’s ride was just that.

The weather when I got out of Penn Station was a beautiful 64° and sunny.

a beautiful day in the neighborhood

I got a bike at Penn station with no problems and proceeded to bike down 30th and across to Madison. Other than a car that almost made a blind right turn into me, the ride was really smooth. The sun was out, the air was crisp, and I actually had a great time. I even found a dock at 47th and Park. I treated myself to a Frappicino at Starbucks, with no guilt feelings given the workout I just had.

Well, as usual the ride home was not as nice. I got out of the office a little early at 5:50. But I guess because it was such a beautiful day every single bike around me was gone. I did see on the Citi Bike map that there were plenty of bikes at the Broadway and 49th station.

broadway and 49th

The problem is I forgot how long a walk it is from Madison to Broadway. So I made my way crosstown on foot, an utter waste of time considering there were three stations within two block of me that were gutted. I did get a bike at 49th and Broadway and biked to Ninth, where there was a whole bunch of bikers fast and slow in the bike lane.

I made my way back to Penn station with several minutes to spare before my train. Overall it was a very nice ride, but I am still miffed that Citi Bike still can’t get bikes in Midtown when and where we need them the most.

Cost per ride: $95/28=$3.39/ride
Stress level: 2 of 10
Aggravation level: 6 of 10

Citi Bike Ride Reports

McDonalds Run at Midday: Day 17

With torrential rain in the forecast I decided to leave my bike helmet at home and take the subway today (I also had a lot of stuff to lug with me). Of course it’s a beautiful sunny day outside, although very, very humid so I don’t regret it.

A few months back I bought some Groupons to McDonalds here in the City. I’d been planning to use them at the McDonalds at 47th between 5th and Madison, but lo and behold ,they refused to take them. The next nearest one was all the way across town at Broadway and 46th.

I decided to walk it, forgetting how realllly long that Avenues are to walk. Madison to 5th, 5th to 6th, 6th to Broadway seems like it should be pretty quick, but add traffic and pedestrians and you’re talking about a 20 minute walk at least, which I did going there.

So I ordered my Quester Pounder Extra Value Meal (why is it I’m always taking these side trips for fast food?) and walked up to the Citi Bike station at 49th and Broadway. Being midday there were plenty of bikes, so I picked one up for the ride back to the east side. I decided to do a straight show across 50th and dock at 51st and Lexington.

There were still about half a dozen open docks (again, it’s nice to be doing this midday) so I docked the first one. I saw the green light flash, and pulled on the bike to make sure it was secure, and it was.

I went back to the office and enjoyed my spoils:

quarter pounder with cheese and fries at work

Problem is, when I pulled up Citi Bike’s website, it said that my ride was still open.

citibike trip still open

Now I made sure that when I docked my bike the light was green, but evidently the dock didn’t register. There’s no way that I was walking all the way back to Lexington to check. Happily, later the web site corrected itself and just said “Trip Completed” instead of showing my destination, which I’m guessing means the bike was docked but a problem in the software prevented it from registering. Bottom line, no $1200 bill is always a good thing.

Dock snafu notwithstanding, once again the midday ride to run some errands is proving to be the best application for Citi Bike.

Cost per ride: $95/26.5=$3.58/ride

Stress level: 2 of 10

Aggravation level: 3 of 10

 

 

Citi Bike Ride Reports

A Beautiful Summer Day to Spend Slamming Bikes into Docks: Day 16

The weather today was beautiful again–beautiful clear skies, a little on the warm side but nothing out of the ordinary, and a wonderful summer breeze (which in fact, did makes me feel fine).

I got out of the house really, really late this morning, mainly because for the past few days I’ve been waking up at ridiculously early hours and going home late. Since we have summer Fridays, I figured instead of starting early and ending early, I’d come in late, stay to the regular time, and go to Uncle Jack’s Steakhouse with my wife (who’s driving into the City tonight).

There were plenty of bikes in the dock on Eighth and 33th which is always full, one of the perks of coming in late.

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I decided to go up Eighth, which wasn’t all that bad this time of day. I crossed over on 40th, which as usual was hit or miss, and today was miss. Again, cars squeezed in within an inch of my life to the point where I was forced to go and walk my bike on the sidewalk.

I went left on Madison, which again wasn’t horrible, still an elevated stress level as you constantly need to stay alert for trucks who want to squeeze as close to you as they can.

I decided as usual to forego 52nd and 5th, and try my luck at 51st and Lexington. As I rode in there were four docks left. Then there were three as someone coming from the East side took the first one (no hard feelings, first come, first served). The first dock had a red light. The second dock didn’t. I put my bike in. Yellow and nothing. Yellow and nothing. Yellow and nothing.

Okay, on to the last one. No red light. I put the bike in. Yellow and nothing. Yellow and nothing. Yellow and nothing. Yellow and nothing. Yellow and nothing. Yellow and nothing. Yellow and nothing. Yellow and nothing. Yellow and nothing. Yellow and nothing. Yellow and nothing. YELLOW AND NOTHING. Yellow and nothing. Yellow and nothing.

I’m not just being cute in my writing here. I really did try this many times. There was no way I was biking all the way to the next bike station.

Yellow and nothing. Yellow and nothing. Yellow and nothing. Yellow and nothing. Yellow and nothing. Yellow and nothing. Yellow and nothing. Yellow and nothing. Yellow and nothing. Yellow and nothing. Yellow and nothing. YELLOW AND NOTHING. YELLOW AND NOTHING. YELLOW AND NOTHING. Yellow and nothing. Yellow and nothing.

So, I got on the bike and biked my way to the next station at 47th and Park. Only I lost my bearings and ended up going to the 47th and 2nd station, and then had to walk 15 minutes to the office. You know, the 15 minutes that it would have taken me to walk halfway to the office from Penn Station. That 15 minutes. But I guess it was consolation when I walked past the 47th and Park docks to see they were all filled up. Although had I checked my phone I would have seen that there were plenty of open spaces at 52nd and 5th.

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I read in the news that Citi Bike may be receiving a “bailout” infusion of several million dollars, which they’ll presumably use to open up new bike stations uptown and in the outer boroughs. So help me, if they add more docks to those places and don’t add new docks to the ones in midtown AND fix the broken ones, they’re going to be throwing money at the total collapse of this whole idea.

Here’s the long road I traveled.

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I decided to walk to dinner. Had there still been a station at 49th and 5th it would have made sense for me to bike there, but with 52nd and 5th empty and no other stations on the way it was just easier for me to walk, sadly enough.

Cost per ride: $95/25.5=$3.73

Stress level: 2 of 10

Aggravation level: 7 of 10